Friday, September 17, 2010

My SC2 Experience

This is bullshit. I have played my fair share of SC2 in my time and I am still terrible. Silver leaguer? Who wants to be in silver league? No one. Because it's for the, in the words of Guhan, 'Tres Noobz'. I don't want to be a tres noob....

Guys have played half the amount I have and are way better. Phil has played about the same amount and is a zillion times better. I wonder if it is because I am not a gamer, and people who are gamers just game better than non gamers? Or maybe I get too bored mid game and just want to ghost losers. Like Craig. Ragic you are shit mate.

VT ftw baby oh yeah.

REAL BORED

I really need a shower. I have not showered today and it's getting pretty damn late. Fuck showering, it's overrated.

I am so bored right now I have resorted to typing on this shit hole....again....funny how this happens close to exam / thesis due time. I was meant to study, then I ended up in an extremely unproductive conversation with Anthony and Craig. Those guys talk so much trash I don't know if I should be thanking them for the laugh, or telling them to fuck off so I can try and find something more productive to do.

Writing in this blog is not helping me.........I should really go have that shower, maybe that will provide five solid minutes of entertainment. But when I get out I will be back at square one? Back at one? Brian Mcknight, oh yeah baby. Brian Mcknight ftw hardcore.

SC2 is shit. Why do I suck at it so much? Chantelle is a cool name, Chenelle should change it to Chantelle.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

15 Minutes Later....


....nuff said.......I hate Justin Bieber, aka Ken......I better go and study. CS is over rated anyways. It's a game only for asians.........not Koreans like me, who are leet at Starcraft 2.

I am L33T


CS is a very powerful force. It can stop one from studying in an instant. As you can see, I am top of the ladder. At this moment of time I am the envy of my peers. I am worshipped for my exceptional accuracy and wit. I am 5 for 1. For the next five minutes, I am a god. At this moment in time I feel like my potential is unlimited, and the world is at my feet. If I can get a ratio like that in CS, what other challenges in life could possibly prove to be worthy of my abilities?

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Jim has entered the realm of awesomeness.....

Did I say awesomeness, I mean poo. Sorry for wasting two minutes of your life Jimbot.

I have a follower!

Follower, stalker, rapist, whatever you call them, I have them now. Her name is Megan Tan.

Win.

I should really get back to studying.

Jim seems quite interseted in my blog posting, so this shit must be interseting right? Where's my money? I need some advertising right? Screw advertising just give me my damn free ray bans.

HAPPY ALMOST ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY!

It's almost been one month since I've made this epic blog. Megan has just pointed out that I have already explained this in the title, but screw her she doesn't know shit.

I was just looking at some pro blogs. They are hell pro. I've noticed that to make a succesful blog half your photos of you must have you be half naked in them. I think that is the key. Looks like I will have to hit the gym harder. Roids anyone? Cheap?

Megan is singing the 'porn' song from avenue Q....not very lady like is it? Didn't think so.

I want a free pair of raybans......