Ok I did it! I had a shower! I'm stoked, I actually followed through on that one! High five for me, oh yeah baby.
I had a shower epiphany.
The KFC logo is of Colonel Sanders, this lovable old bloke who is constantly smiling and takes photos with little children in a non pedo bear fashion. I have been studying marketing, and have learnt something called 'conditioning', where the brain makes links between things even if, on the surface, they seem unrelated.
Ok this is probably easier if I use my KFC example.
I believe that the head honcho's at KFC are genius's. Unlike all other brands who change their logos to make them look more '21st century', KFC has always used ol' faithful as their logo AND mascot. They are geniuses because they have created a conditioned response within us: Every time we see an old white haired man with glasses, we think KFC, and when we think KFC, we think of juicy, succulent chicken that will make us salivate, just like Pavlov's dog. This paired with the slogan 'Can't beat that taste', which is oh so true, makes KFC unstoppable. No wonder they drove out Hungry Jacks at Rivo.
My proof to this? Mcdonalds have basically scrapped Ronald Mcdonald in all their ads. Why? Because he was shit! People rarely see clowns, and therefore rarely got inspired to eat maccers because they saw a clown! Especially when the clown, like Ronnie Mac, looks like a fucking paedophile. This is in direct contrast with the Colonel, who does NOT look like a pedo when he is chillin with children. M Ron just looks too damn happy when he's around kids. Suspiciously happy.
Spot the difference? I can't.....Ronald, bit too happy there mate? Nice positioning bro.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Commitment
I am going to go for that shower. I need to prove to the world that I am a man who can stick to his decisions, and make them work for him.
Wish me luck.
Wish me luck.
Trying to be useful
Ok I am going to attempt making a useful post that MAY actually be handy to someone who reads this.....if that will ever happen.
1. Baking sponge cake is bullshit. Don't do it, it's too hard to get it right. Save your time, money and effort and go buy sponge if you want to work with it.
2. If you need to learn how to bake, you should consult Boon Yong Hong. That guy is under rated.
3. Sponge cake is great because it's very light and so you can eat lots of it in one sitting. The best sponge I have encountered requires one to separate the yolks and the whites. Sorry, cbf posting the recipe. If you truly want it for some reason msg me.
4. If you are trying to learn guitar chords, learn C D and G. You will know how to play 9 / 10 pop songs ever invented.
Ok this is stupid this isn't going anywhere.
1. Baking sponge cake is bullshit. Don't do it, it's too hard to get it right. Save your time, money and effort and go buy sponge if you want to work with it.
2. If you need to learn how to bake, you should consult Boon Yong Hong. That guy is under rated.
3. Sponge cake is great because it's very light and so you can eat lots of it in one sitting. The best sponge I have encountered requires one to separate the yolks and the whites. Sorry, cbf posting the recipe. If you truly want it for some reason msg me.
4. If you are trying to learn guitar chords, learn C D and G. You will know how to play 9 / 10 pop songs ever invented.
Ok this is stupid this isn't going anywhere.
Posting Useful Shiz
Maybe I should start posting useful things on this blog.....then people may start reading it and taking interest..........it will take a lot of effort....but so does a thesis, and that's way shitter.
Well....this is coming from a guy who is struggling to get himself to have a nice warm shower......maybe I will take a raincheque on this idea.
Well....this is coming from a guy who is struggling to get himself to have a nice warm shower......maybe I will take a raincheque on this idea.
My SC2 Experience
This is bullshit. I have played my fair share of SC2 in my time and I am still terrible. Silver leaguer? Who wants to be in silver league? No one. Because it's for the, in the words of Guhan, 'Tres Noobz'. I don't want to be a tres noob....
Guys have played half the amount I have and are way better. Phil has played about the same amount and is a zillion times better. I wonder if it is because I am not a gamer, and people who are gamers just game better than non gamers? Or maybe I get too bored mid game and just want to ghost losers. Like Craig. Ragic you are shit mate.
VT ftw baby oh yeah.
Guys have played half the amount I have and are way better. Phil has played about the same amount and is a zillion times better. I wonder if it is because I am not a gamer, and people who are gamers just game better than non gamers? Or maybe I get too bored mid game and just want to ghost losers. Like Craig. Ragic you are shit mate.
VT ftw baby oh yeah.
REAL BORED
I really need a shower. I have not showered today and it's getting pretty damn late. Fuck showering, it's overrated.
I am so bored right now I have resorted to typing on this shit hole....again....funny how this happens close to exam / thesis due time. I was meant to study, then I ended up in an extremely unproductive conversation with Anthony and Craig. Those guys talk so much trash I don't know if I should be thanking them for the laugh, or telling them to fuck off so I can try and find something more productive to do.
Writing in this blog is not helping me.........I should really go have that shower, maybe that will provide five solid minutes of entertainment. But when I get out I will be back at square one? Back at one? Brian Mcknight, oh yeah baby. Brian Mcknight ftw hardcore.
SC2 is shit. Why do I suck at it so much? Chantelle is a cool name, Chenelle should change it to Chantelle.
I am so bored right now I have resorted to typing on this shit hole....again....funny how this happens close to exam / thesis due time. I was meant to study, then I ended up in an extremely unproductive conversation with Anthony and Craig. Those guys talk so much trash I don't know if I should be thanking them for the laugh, or telling them to fuck off so I can try and find something more productive to do.
Writing in this blog is not helping me.........I should really go have that shower, maybe that will provide five solid minutes of entertainment. But when I get out I will be back at square one? Back at one? Brian Mcknight, oh yeah baby. Brian Mcknight ftw hardcore.
SC2 is shit. Why do I suck at it so much? Chantelle is a cool name, Chenelle should change it to Chantelle.
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