Trying to be useful

Ok I am going to attempt making a useful post that MAY actually be handy to someone who reads this.....if that will ever happen.

1. Baking sponge cake is bullshit. Don't do it, it's too hard to get it right. Save your time, money and effort and go buy sponge if you want to work with it.
2. If you need to learn how to bake, you should consult Boon Yong Hong. That guy is under rated.
3. Sponge cake is great because it's very light and so you can eat lots of it in one sitting. The best sponge I have encountered requires one to separate the yolks and the whites. Sorry, cbf posting the recipe. If you truly want it for some reason msg me.
4. If you are trying to learn guitar chords, learn C D and G. You will know how to play 9 / 10 pop songs ever invented.

Ok this is stupid this isn't going anywhere.